Why is Esos so blah? The guys discuss how Kev’s favorite part of Season 1 has now been turned into a “meh” setting. Luckily, the rest of the episode pays off as Kev tries to come up with one theory and gives up on it for another. Plus, WHAT IS CRASTER DOING?!?! Wny offer up those baby boys??
The following are a list of theories that Kev is coming up with as he watches the show. Anything written in a normal black font means that the theory (as of this podcast episode) has not been proven correct or wrong. Anything written in bold green means Kev was right (and you likely knew all along) as of the podcast / Game of Thrones episode listed next to it and anything written in bold red means Kev was wrong (and you likely laughed at his foolishness all along) as of the podcast / Game of Thrones episode listed next to it.
Theory 1: Joffrey is the incestuous lovechild of Jaime and Cersei Lannister. 1.06 A Golden Crown / 1.07 You Win or You Die
Theory 2: Tyrion did not send the assassin after Bran, but his siblings (Jaime and Cersei) did.
Theory 2a: Jaime and Cersei are also responsible for Jon Arryn’s death.
Theory 3: Bran will walk again.
Theory 4: Samwell Tarly will either die or become a bad ass trained by Jon Snow.
Theory 5: Certain Doom to the Seven Kingdoms (or Robert at the very least) if assassination attempt is made on Daenerys and child.
Theory 6: Daenerys will lose the baby, but a dragon egg will hatch and she’ll have a little dragon baby. 1.10 Fire and Blood
Theory 7: Jorah is playing the long game, setting things up.
Thoery 7a: White Walkers need the extreme cold to reawaken.
Theory 8: Tyrion will do something that’s considered traitorous towards his family, but more than likely in secret.
Theory 8a: Syrio Forel is still alive.
Theory 9: House Stark will trade Jaime Lannister
Theory 10: Jon Snow Won’t Stay At The Wall
Theory 10a: Catelyn Stark won’t hate Jon Snow anymore
Theory 11: There will be a revolution against Joffery
Theory 12: Theon will choose being a Stark over being a Greyjoy when push comes to shove.
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